算命先生的英文

1. 求英语翻译 高手来

A man goes to a fortune teller, the fortune-teller physiognomy pinch character said: you twenty love, married at twenty-five, thirty years old child, family, life flourishing. The man shouts: you are a liar, I told you I was thirty-five years old, PhD, no history of love.

The fortune-teller meditation will thigh: knowledge changes fate.

2. 求英语翻译 单词最好是高一水平 越简单越好

你好！我来试译：

A man went for soothsaying , the fortuneteller said :"you will enter into college at the age of 20,

get a doctor degree at the age of 25, get married at the age of 30, have a child at the age of 35,

make fortune at the age of 40. The man said :" Damn it ! I enrolled into my college at 18,

got the graduate degree at 25,the doctor degree at 28, I'am still pioneering and alone." The fortunteller thought over for a while and said on sighing :"the knowledge changes one's

fate."